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An Odd One From Steven_Paul_Allen ^Pro in Steven Paul Allen's Stories of Woe (5 days old)

Been a fairly quiet week this one, but I have to say that it has zipped past at a fair old rate of knots. No reason, it just has. On Monday, Tuesday & Wednesday I broke my current duck on exercise… more

Well, That Was A Wasted Trip From Steven_Paul_Allen ^Pro in Steven Paul Allen's Stories of Woe (12 days old)

Went to Ikea on Wednesday night because on their website they said they had this mini chest of draws, 25cm high, in stock. You see, they don’t do a delivery service for this product for some unknown r… more

Shoe Across The Floor From Steven_Paul_Allen ^Pro in Steven Paul Allen's Stories of Woe (14 days old)

My cough has nearly gone now, I just need to clear some catarrh from my chest intermittently now. I found these nifty little blighters called Catarrh Pastels which I've been woofing down, they're bloo… more

The Hotel Aphrodite Beach Club From Steven_Paul_Allen ^Pro in Steven Paul Allen's Stories of Woe (20 days old)

No posts last week as I was away on my holidays. Went to Crete for a week and it was very nice indeed, thank you very much. The flight back, however, was quite horrible and it took my right ear 79 hou… more

A Right Royal Patch of Purple From Steven_Paul_Allen ^Pro in Steven Paul Allen's Stories of Woe (34 days old)

This morning I weighed in on the Wii Fit pre toilet session and noted the result, I was a non mover at 27.29 BMI. I then went to the loo and did a poo. Another weigh in ensued and I noted the result w… more

Rip Roaring Honky Tonk Fun & Games From Steven_Paul_Allen ^Pro in Steven Paul Allen's Stories of Woe (35 days old)

Went & got my haircut yesterday lunchtime. I'm slightly concerned as Yousef wasn't around and there were three employees there, the ratio of people to Yousef was all wrong. There was also a fellow… more

The Black Goat From Steven_Paul_Allen ^Pro in Steven Paul Allen's Stories of Woe (36 days old)

It was an interesting weekend, I made £2.65 total on the nags. This was on three horses, the names of which were: Applause, Pipedreamer & Kirby's Vic. It would have been better but I bet on some r… more

Rampant Cycling Anyone? From Steven_Paul_Allen ^Pro in Steven Paul Allen's Stories of Woe (40 days old)

I had a rampant cycle for an hour yesterday whilst watching the new Star Trek film. It's actually not bad, and I say that as a man who thinks Star Trek is utter tripe. I attribute the film being alrig… more

I Was Told From Steven_Paul_Allen ^Pro in Steven Paul Allen's Stories of Woe (41 days old)

I've had a good couple of days, made myself £30 into the bargain to boot. First off I got a tenner on Tuesday for my correct postulation that Arsenal & Barcelona would both win, and yesterday I ma… more

Coaxing Toast & Unfurling Ham From Steven_Paul_Allen ^Pro in Steven Paul Allen's Stories of Woe (43 days old)

I sweat it out a treat last night after work. Started off by doing some weights whilst I finished watching "Book of Blood", which was very silly. Then I sat on the exercise bike and peddled furiously … more

Yes! Justice is Served on a Cold Plate From Steven_Paul_Allen ^Pro in Steven Paul Allen's Stories of Woe (44 days old)

The title of this posting is something I shouted out whilst punching a cushion on the sofa; I'd been playing Mario Kart online and had just won a race. This was on Friday during a bit of a Mario Kart … more

Weighing Chips From Steven_Paul_Allen ^Pro in Steven Paul Allen's Stories of Woe (47 days old)

Here we have some random photos that I've taken whilst out and about on my travels. A couple have slipped in from my homestead, but don't you worry about that. Some were taken on my camera phone, whic… more

£Ching £Cherry From Steven_Paul_Allen ^Pro in Steven Paul Allen's Stories of Woe (47 days old)

Great news one and all, I'm going on holiday in two weeks. All-inclusive to Crete for a week. This will be my third holiday this year, a personal best, no less. I've never been all-inclusive before so… more

My Weird Two Cents Worth From Steven_Paul_Allen ^Pro in Steven Paul Allen's Stories of Woe (49 days old)

Most of the time when I make a coffee I usually put the granules into a cup which I have already poured my desired amount of milk into. I find this helps make the coffee creamier when the finished art… more

Proggy was a Froggy From Steven_Paul_Allen ^Pro in Pebbles and nature (49 days old)

Pebble Rack Pebble Beeskin Pebble Snack Pebble Coco Rumpkin Nog Enoch Chewomney? NGog.… more

Coasting Update From Steven_Paul_Allen ^Pro in Steven Paul Allen's Stories of Woe (50 days old)

I have recently discovered quite a splendid coasting opportunity on my route to work. It allows me to coast 0.8 miles, and I have annotated the exact length of this coast in red marker on the below ma… more

Pebbles Used in Pebbledash are Actually Small Nuts From Steven_Paul_Allen ^Pro in Pebbles and nature (50 days old)

When will the people see the light of day and start using pebbles instead of gravel for their driveway?… more

Strange Thing Happened This Morning From Steven_Paul_Allen ^Pro in Steven Paul Allen's Stories of Woe (50 days old)

I opened the freezer to get some ice cubes for my pint of water and discovered a roll of cling film in there. I needed the water as I got up at 7am and did an hour on the exercise bike with all the… more

Li-nog Sherbert Eggbert From Steven_Paul_Allen ^Pro in Pebbles and nature (51 days old)

New battery came today It is the Li-Nog variation Sher & Egg cables say: A man named Bert He runs on Nog He has discovered the secret… more

Hello Officer From Steven_Paul_Allen ^Pro in Steven Paul Allen's Stories of Woe (51 days old)

Had an interesting day on Saturday. It started innocently enough with a nice two hour cycle on the exercise bike, I refused to get off the contraption until the little computer thing had clocked up ov… more

My Fingers Hurt From Steven_Paul_Allen ^Pro in Steven Paul Allen's Stories of Woe (54 days old)

Oh well now your back's gonna hurt as well, because you just pulled landscaping duty. Smashed my hand against the kitchen sideboard yesterday. It well hurt, so much so that I thought I may have don… more

Steam Roller Through That Pod Door From Steven_Paul_Allen ^Pro in Steven Paul Allen's Stories of Woe (55 days old)

This morning on my drive into work I got stuck behind this moron who was refusing to take over a cyclist. He had plenty of time to take over this cyclist, but I can only reason that, because he wanted… more

The Truth Behind Olivio (Bertolli) From Steven_Paul_Allen ^Pro in Steven Paul Allen's Stories of Woe (152 days old)

Before you get ahead of yourself here I feel you should know all the facts surrounding Olive Oil infested spread. They are inferior products and simply must be dismissed out of hand. Olive oil infeste… more

Me Calc From Steven_Paul_Allen ^Pro in Steven Paul Allen's Stories of Woe (167 days old)

I was united with my calculator back in the winter of 2002. It was given to me with an assortment of other stationary items to get me started on my first day. I also got some pens and a notepad, which… more

A Tent Coil Teak Oil From Steven_Paul_Allen ^Pro in Steven Paul Allen's Stories of Woe (173 days old)

Rather a harrowing trip to Tesco last week. Three things went awry, always in threes; I just don't understand it. It all started so well with a bit of Tom Thievery. You see, I wanted some blank DVD's,… more

I've Actually Worn A Pyjama Top Into Work Before, Nobody Noticed. From Steven_Paul_Allen ^Pro in Steven Paul Allen's Stories of Woe (187 days old)

Breakfast this morning was nice, had two pieces of toast, two hash browns, two fried eggs and two sausages. The plate I ate off was placed on a tray, upon which were also two sachets of tomato ketchup… more

Risky Roundabouts From iandulley ^Pro in The Life of (br)Ian (198 days old)

I realise it's been a very long time since any sort of update has been put in this record of my day-to-day life. I'm not upset, it's just that I've been busy. Some things that have happened in the … more

I Also Sprayed The Knotweed With Oven Cleaner From Steven_Paul_Allen ^Pro in Steven Paul Allen's Stories of Woe (198 days old)

I had a few whiskeys on Thursday night which caused a slight problem with getting into work. I woke up at 8.55am with my mobile phone alarm going off, but in a muffled tone as it was buried under … more

Driving With An Open Litre Of Juice Betwixt One's Legs From Steven_Paul_Allen ^Pro in Steven Paul Allen's Stories of Woe (236 days old)

Oh, hello there. Sorry it has been some time since I last put something down into actual words to publish on this blog, but I have been quite busy of late. To put it in the words of a disheartened rea… more

Catch Up- Tuffty's 18th From redletterbox in rants and raves (248 days old)

Here are some things that i have happened in the last 6 months. Pre AO going interailing Tuffty had his 18th at which I got very very drunk with the help of waffle, who spent the entire night ta… more